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“The IT industry is shifting away from Microsoft” Along the same lines, this is a bit funny: http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg. “I LOVE THIS COMPANY”. Well, yes, you would. It’s making you rich rather quickly!! (Watch it to find out who – I now know where the soundtrack to this humourous cartoon came from)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/34216.html Isn’t this going just a tad too far? More info at CNN and Snopes.com.

There is an excellent opinion piece by Tim Mullen over at ElReg on the situation Microsoft currently finds itself in regarding security. I fully agree with what Tim is saying. The problem is not so much that MS software is full of bugs (we’ve known that for a while). The problem is the way their [...]

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps. Everyone who [...]

I read with great amusement that the buyer of my Spitfire has resold it on eBay at a loss of £350!! I’ve failed to come up with a comment that doesn’t make me sound evil or harsh so I’ve decided not to say anything at all. PS. On the job front I’ve had several interviews [...]

I take no responsibility for this joke, but it made me laugh. Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, ” says the genie. The American [...]

“I should be in charge” said the blood “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.” “I should be in charge, ” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all of you energy.” “I should be in charge” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it [...]

I don’t quite know what to say about this. You have to read it to fully understand why!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2849439.stm

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold [...]

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/monahan1.html I found this article disturbing. If things really are like this I’m glad I live in another country!