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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him “This is all in your mind,” and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the [...]

According to ElReg an Australian financial advisor has been had by 419 scammers for AU$1m !!! He raised the cash by convincing his clients to invest in ficticious companies. When they didn’t get any return the clients started to ask questions and he ended up being investigated by the Australian Securities and Investments  Commission who [...]

This arrived in my mailbox this morning. Seen loads of these before, but these are pretty good so I thought it was worth archiving. Stick Figure Death Theatre.

Seen on bash.org… <foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox <Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer’s Imposition! <Aviator> Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers. <Aviator> And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers. <Aviator> And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are… [...]

President Bush gets out of his helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.” Bush replies: “These are not pigs, these are Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Cheney, and I got one for Defence [...]

An oldie, but a goodie and particularly relevant to my current employment. Dear Mr. Architect: Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the [...]

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house [...]

Doesn’t make much sense, and I don’t wholly agree with the point (if it was supposed to have one) but it did make me chuckle. Thanks Syth. Tony Blair goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Prime [...]

A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In [...]

Well, his parents might not realise it yet(!), but they did. This idiot got a Dual Processor G5, ripped out the guts and put in a fairly standard PC, and gave the Mac bits to a friend. I wonder if he needs any more friends… http://www.overclockers.com/tips1133/