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Pebble Beach, Southsea, Oct 2008
A couple of months back I got an email request via my Flickr account from Schmap.com asking if they could include one of my photo’s in their next update. I rarely say no when politely asked for permission so I happily followed the link and approved it.
I just got a follow-up [...]Jan 23rd, 2009 | Filed under Funny, Photography -
Dilbert on Experience
I love Dilbert, always have. Sometime it hits a particular nail right on the head. Today’s is a great example.
Experience is gained by experiencing stuff, not by being told what it’s like. You can tell a kid a thousand times that they’ll hurt themselves if they fall off the wall, but they have to do [...]Oct 14th, 2007 | Filed under Funny -
Compile Delphi with Speechless
Occasionally the PHP-General mailing list encounters questions that really ought to have been asked elsewhere. Yesterday was one such occasion.
The question…
Hi
I know these is PHP mail list but also most active group i know is these
the Q is How to compile Delphi from source code in bothe linux or windows ?
[http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=php-general&m=116578976301049&w=2]
My one word [...]Dec 11th, 2006 | Filed under Funny -
VerizonMath
It would appear that Verizon doesn’t know the difference between 0.002 cents and 0.002 dollars. This phonecall is extremely scary. Repeat after me… cents * number = cents. If you believe Verizon… cents * number = dollars.
The most frightening comment has to be from the ‘manager’… “I’ve never heard of .002 dollars”.
If BT were doing [...]Dec 11th, 2006 | Filed under Funny -
Detention
If this is real it’s very frightening…
[20/11/2006] Update: Can’t find anything conclusive, but there is a discussion of this note in the alt.folklore.urban newsgroup.
Nov 17th, 2006 | Filed under Funny -
Funniest Email Ever!!
Ok, this was just posted to the PHP-General mailing list and me chuckle.
http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=php-general&m=113713669601315&w=2
Because who would have thought you’d get spam from sending your email address to a public mailing list with several thousand subscribers and tens of archives around the net. Remember… ignorance is not a defence!Jan 13th, 2006 | Filed under Funny -
Funny Shit
Probably the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time…
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=147501&cid=12357985Apr 26th, 2005 | Filed under Funny -
The Ultimate in Safe Networking
Guaranteed to protect you from all forms of malicious software…
Mar 16th, 2005 | Filed under Funny -
A coupla jokes
This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles, one of which is already occupied. He enters the vacant stall, closes the door, drops his trousers and sits down.A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him “Hello mate, how`s it going?”
Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be [...]Jan 20th, 2005 | Filed under Funny -
Magic words
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him “This is all in your mind,” and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink [...]Nov 18th, 2004 | Filed under Funny
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