Spam poetry
I’ll take the position
assume the missionary part
you work by committee
you had me pegged from the start.
I’ll be pounce pony
phony maroney
pony before the cart.
I’ll be pounce pony.
this ceremony
only fills my heart.
you work by committee
you had me pegged from the start.
I’ll be pounce pony
phony maroney
pony before the cart.
I’ll be pounce pony.
this ceremony
only fills my heart.
who cast the final stone?
who threw the crushing blow?
someone has to take the fall
why not me?
a punch toy volunteer
a weakling on its knee.
is all you want to hear
and all you want to see.
romantically, you’d martyr me
and miss this story’s point
it is my strength, my destiny
this is the role that I have chosen.
Clarification: I received about 12 copies of this to various email addresses. While annoying I thought it was pretty well done and worth preserving. I have no idea who (or what) wrote it.
R.E.M – Falls to Climb
Indeed it is, thanks.
I like this poem:
http://www.satirewire.com/features/poetry_spam/01strict_winner.shtml
This spam is making a comeback, but this time it’s scambled using random letters.
Nice.